A Barnstormer Night's Tale

 

It was a dark and stormy night (no, really!).

 

A Jewish gentleman, a Hindu gentleman and a lawyer were traveling together down a country road (the circumstances bringing them together have never been explained).

 

Suddenly, their car broke down in the middle of nowhere, somewhere (of-course!). Calls to roadside assistance did not go through (no self-respecting cell phone works in dark and stormy weather).

As their spirits flagged and mood darkened, one of them spotted a dim light twinkling through the trees. A Farmhouse! They would not be eaten by voracious deer and sheep after all! Yea!
 

Their knock on the door was answered by an irate farmer who was none too happy to be roused from his well-earned slumber. Glaring balefully at the shivering bunch he said the farmhouse could only sleep two more...and one in the group would have to sleep in the barn.

 

The kindly Hindu gentleman volunteered and went to sleep in the barn and other two followed the farmer into the house.

 

A few minutes passed and there was frantic knocking on the door. The farmer opened the door open to find the Hindu gentleman saying “Ummm . . . So Sorry! BUT . . . there is a cow in the barn and I simply cannot inconvenience the sacred one with my presence!

 

The understanding Jewish gentleman said he would sleep in the barn instead. The farmer shrugged, happy to get back to his 40 Zzzz.

 

A few minutes passed and there was frantic knocking on the door. The  farmer opened the door to find the Jewish gentleman saying “Ummm . . . So Sorry! BUT . . . there is a pig in the barn and it is simply not kosher for me to sleep in there!

 

Exasperated, the lawyer stomped out into the cold night muttering he would sleep in the damn barn.

A few minutes passed and there was frantic knocking on the door.

 

The furious farmer flung open the door to find . . .

 

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